i dunno why you guys think “read homestuck” is a personality trait. all it makes you is annoying
i’m being serious and i say this as someone who read homestuck you like, can’t base your personality around the media you consume. it’s not healthy especially when it’s something with as many enormous fucking problems as homestuck
get hobbies! don’t make everything about a shitty webcomic that was popular in 2012
w3k:
hearyourvoicesbouncingoffthemoon:
[Excerpt compiled from MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug. Press J to automatically scroll past long transcript!]
Griffin: Uh, Travis has, uh, set up, uh, “buttercupisagood”…”good”…”girl”…
Travis: “buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com”! And let me say this–
Griffin: Tops.
Travis: –uh, we have got ourselves a second dog. Her name is Lily, she is ALSO a very good girl, dot com, and as soon as I get enough pictures of her, I will be building another Squarespace website called “lilyisaverygoodgirl.com”–I should go buy that now before this episode goes up–
Griffin: Yes.
Travis: –and just go ahead and sit on that–
Griffin: I mean, the real competition, I think, is you need to do it before Justin does it, ‘cause he–
Travis: Oh, no!
Griffin: –yeah, the, Juice, the race is on, if you’ve recovered, and are able to [indecipherable]
Travis: Alright, well, he’s gonna be way faster at it than me! Oh, sorry, I’m racing Justin!
Griffin: Yeah, I can’t wait to see the results of this.
Travis: I’m just gonna lose it, he needs this. Umm–
Justin: I NEED it? I don’t– I don’t need your CHARITY!
Travis: [a single loud lumberjack guffaw]
Justin: Don’t need your CHARITY.
Travis: Okay, then, you read the next one while Iiiiiii get it.
Justin: Alright, yeah, you grab it, Trav. Go for, it bud! Get it, Trav, get it! I don’t have it!
Travis: Oh no, did you already get it?!
Griffin: [the delighted cackling of a crow]
Justin: You have any troubles getting it, bud?
Travis: [slightly higher pitch] Did you already get it?!
Justin: Aww, bud, I got it three weeks ago, bud!
Griffin: [ascends to a higher plane of corvine joy]
Travis: No…
Justine: No, I got it when you adopted the dog, bud!
Travis: Oh, no…
Justin: You shouldn’t have texted me that you were getting a dog before you got the URL of your dog! OBVIOUSLY!
Travis: oh, no………..
